A restaurant table waits opposite a floating empty chair lifted by blank calendar pages, with a telephone in the other seat.

Request DeniedNO. 006

Your Request for a Date and Time Has Been Denied.

RE: Making plans with someone who is definitely down.

Your invitation has been met with enthusiasm, which should not be confused with availability. The other party would love to. They are so bad at checking this app. Please keep the next three weekends open while they determine whether Thursday is a day that happens to them.

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Incident ReportNO. 005

Package Delivered. Search Begins.

LOCATION: Somewhere near the address on the label.
EVIDENCE: Delivery photo shows a brown rectangle in a place the recipient has never seen.
ACTION: Recipient toured the entire building holding the photo like a missing person poster.
STATUS: Package marked delivered. Recipient remains unconvinced.

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