An enormous salad outweighs an empty wallet on a balance scale, beside a towering red fork and a curling receipt.

Incident ReportNO. 002

Subject Opened Banking App Immediately After Ordering Lunch.

TIME: 12:41 p.m.
LOCATION: Desk, mid-salad.
INCIDENT: Subject paid nineteen dollars for lunch, then checked the balance "just to see."
WITNESSES: None who would admit to doing the same.
OUTCOME: Subject closed the app and described the situation as "fine."
STATUS: Ongoing.

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Official NoticeNO. 001

Your Rent Has Increased. Your Apartment Has Not.

Your building would like to thank you for another year of loyalty. In recognition of this, your rent will increase. The kitchen drawer will continue to open only when approached from an angle. The radiator has declined to comment.

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