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Official NoticeNO. 001

Your Rent Has Increased. Your Apartment Has Not.

Your building would like to thank you for another year of loyalty. In recognition of this, your rent will increase. The kitchen drawer will continue to open only when approached from an angle. The radiator has declined to comment.

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Official NoticeNO. 010

The Dryer Has Released Its Findings.

Your laundry has completed its cycle. The towels are hot, the sheet is wet, and one sock has been retained for further review. Please transfer the contents to the chair designated for clean laundry. They will remain there until wearing them becomes easier than putting them away.

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